OK, a bunch happened since my last entry, but I am just going to quote favorites from a facebook quiz I just took:

First question:

Do you like Bananas?
Everybody does

If you could choose one super human power, what would it be?
Apathy

Define yourself in three words…
Glorious, Supernatural, Conceited

What was your last thought?
Trying to think of a good answer for this question

How do you feel?
Glorious, Supernatural, Conceited, and, of course, Startlingly Handsome

What three words would your best friends use to describe you?
“doesn’t speak for others? Oh that’s technically 4”

Are you an indoor or and outdoor person?
Indoor… I don’t have a computer outside

If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?
Broadcasting that someone who doesn’t play the lottery can still win the lottery.

If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
Messiah

Describe your perfect Sunday morning.
Getting over Saturday night

Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet. Do you go with them?
Do I get souvenirs?

If you were one word, what word would you be?
Vainglorious

What I dislike about the general public is…
A lack of communal moral standards even though agency is present

Are you self-obsessed?
Are you reading my answers? I don’t think you are

Die with wealth, or with a loved one?
I would have both, so what does it matter?

Describe your evil twin.
Myself, just not as handsome

(this one’s terrible)

If a tree fell down in the forest and hit a mime, would it make a sound?
Well, apart from the squishing sound?

As the president of the United States, what would be the first three things you will enact?
An unlimited term of office, Martial Law, The destruction of all checks and balances

What kind of drugs have you tried?
I get high on ladders

Favorite Cartoon?
You will never ever EVER beat Road Runner and Coyote

Do you believe in God?
I believe in myself, if that’s what you mean

Have you ever hooked up with three girls in one night?
Probably not, if I did, I don’t remember

That is what the questionnaire was like, and it went on FOREVER. Seriously. If you want to read more, go to my facebook to read the whole entry. Oh, yeah, I am going to a sweet sixteen party in a couple hours. Earlier I was making the present (earrings I crafted myself) and my mother was trying to “help” me. That meant I watched her spend twenty minutes putting together designs and asking me how I liked it. She goes to get more supplies from the basement, and I come up with a design I like…My mother didn’t know how to get there. So she asks me. I get my father’s GPA for her, and she stares at it for about ten seconds, then flips it over and stares a little longer. Finally she asks me “can you turn this on?”. I do, and I hand it back to her. She takes a little while, and just hands it to me, picks up a phone and calls the hostess for directions. She is having major communication issues with the person, and I walk back in the room and tell her I have the address. She continues on for another five minutes getting directions. Furthermore, when I clarify where it is, she says I am wrong, takes the GPA from me and looks at it. She has the nerve to tell ME that I was wrong (in the end, I was right after all) even though I was the one to turn it on… aggravating… Anyway, I hope you like my quiz answers!